Mall Security

" Look, the enemy isn't tough, but they are relentless. And we're
paying a high price every day. Aside from their shoplifting, they
scare away people who actually have jobs and money.

We've tried fumigation. We've hired two different types of
Security Guards. The old men can't seem to catch them. And when
the younger Guards rousted them, we had a parking lot full of their
mommy's mini-vans threatening to sue us.

It's time for a change. Time to think outside the box.
Time to employ the Girl Scout option!!

Any questions or suggestions?"

" I think it's a great idea, and as the manager of the
Victoria's Secret, I'll donate a pair of titanium half-boots."